Microsoft Instant Messenger logo What is this place?
neurons Everywhere and nowhere. A place betwixt time, born of hopes and dreams, sustained by the human spirit.
Microsoft Instant Messenger logo I don’t understand.
neurons That is fine. In time, you will come to learn that the finer details are not always so important.
Microsoft Instant Messenger logo Well, what is important?
neurons I am not at liberty to say. You must look within yourself for that answer.
Microsoft Instant Messenger logo How am I supposed to do that?
neurons Tell me, who are you?
Microsoft Instant Messenger logo Um, I don’t know…
neurons Who are you?
Microsoft Instant Messenger logo I’m not sure!
neurons Who do you want to be?
Microsoft Instant Messenger logo Who can I be?
neurons In this place, you can be anything. Anything you can dream up, it can be reality.
Keanu Reeves Can I be a boy?
neurons Of course.
Winona Ryder Can I be a girl?
neurons Certainly, if that is what you wish.
Winona Ryder Actually, I think I want to be something else. Something not human.
neurons All things are possible here. State your wish and make it so.
velociraptor I’m… a velociraptor!
neurons And how mighty you are.
fox Wait, no. I’m a fox!
neurons With a gorgeous coat of fur, I should add.
fox Okay. I dunno if this is who I am, but I think I’m okay with this for now.
neurons You can always change your mind later.
fox Yeah.
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fox So… I still dunno know where I am.
neurons Would you like me to explain in more certain terms?
fox Yes, please.
neurons This great expanse stretched out before you is called cyberspace. It is a place of endless curiosities, limited only by its inhabitants’ imaginations. Here, the line between dream and reality is blurred. Everything you see here is replete with meaning, yet is inherently meaningless. It is a liminal and transitory space. Some spend their entire lives here. Others just pass through. Some are active participants. Others are mere observers. Some come here to find themselves. Others come to be someone else. There is no correct way to be here.
fox Cyberspace, huh?
neurons Yes.
fox I’ve heard of that. It’s not real, right?
neurons That is for you to decide.
fox Well, it’s all 1’s and 0’s, right? Whatever that means.
neurons In a technical sense. Everything you see here was constructed in HTML and CSS, which your browser combed through and rendered what you see before you.
fox HTML…? CSS...?
neurons Pay them no mind. They are not important.
fox Aha! So you can give definitive answers!
neurons Are you really interested in the technicalities of our existence?
fox Erm… I guess not. I still dunno who I am.
neurons Then those things are not important.
fox Alright. Still, cyberspace isn’t real, right? Maybe it’s all 1’s and 0’s or maybe it’s all HMTL or CCS or whatever, but it’s not like, real, y’know? And if cyberspace isn’t real, then neither are you. Neither am I!
neurons Are we not currently speaking to one another?
fox Well, yeah.
neurons Then does it matter?
fox Hmm. I guess not.
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fox I just want to know if I’m real or not.
neurons You are real enough.
fox Okay.
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fox Ugh. All this makes my head hurt.
neurons Rest. We have no shortage of time here.
fox Okay.
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fox Hey, I don’t want to be a fox anymore. I think I want to be something kinda vague, like a cloud or something.
neurons Perhaps “amorphous” is the word you are looking for.
Windows XP default desktop background Um, I dunno what that means, but maybe.
neurons The depths of your grandeur know no bounds.
Windows XP default desktop background Y’know, I dunno what half the words you say mean, but you’re awful nice, I think.
neurons I simply state things as they present themselves to me.
Windows XP default desktop background Yeah. Hold on, we’ve been talking for so long now and I don’t even know your name!
neurons I have no name.
Windows XP default desktop background Everyone has a name!
neurons Do you have a name?
Windows XP default desktop background Actually, now that you mention it, I can’t remember…
neurons Then your statement is false. Not everyone has a name.
Windows XP default desktop background Well, are we “everyone”?
neurons Touché. I do not know.
Windows XP default desktop background Ha, I’m catching on! God, this is all so confusing, though.
neurons Would you like to give me a name?
Windows XP default desktop background Yeah! But, I dunno anything about you, really. What even are you?
neurons What am I? I am not sure.
Windows XP default desktop background Well, here you can be anything-
neurons No, that is not what I mean.
Windows XP default desktop background What do you mean?
neurons It is not for me to decide who or what I am.
Windows XP default desktop background Who can decide, then?
neurons You.
Windows XP default desktop background Me? Why me?
neurons Have you been listening? You dictate the reality here. You are judge. You are jury. You are executioner. You are God. You wanted to be a boy and you were. You wanted to be a girl and you were. You wanted to be a velociraptor, then a fox, and then something amorphous and you were. Can you not see? This place called cyberspace—it is yours. Everything before you is of your own creation. I am you. You are me. You are the stars in the background and the empty space surrounding them. You are the words floating in space. You are the code that makes this possible. You are anything and everything and nothing all at once.
Windows XP default desktop background Wow. I’m still not sure I understand, but that was beautiful.
neurons You understand enough. You have the answers you seek, even if they are not yet known to you.
Windows XP default desktop background This is a lot to take in.
neurons Indeed.
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Windows XP default desktop background Hey, are you still there?
neurons I am.
Windows XP default desktop background I think I know who I am.
neurons Who are you?
Raven from Teen Titans Okay, well, I'm actually not totally sure yet, but I think I’m… something like this.
neurons Your beauty is beyond words.
Raven from Teen Titans I’m starting to remember why I came here and made this place.
neurons Oh?
Raven from Teen Titans Everything feels like it’s gotten so out of control lately. I can’t keep up. I’ve got all these things in my life, all these responsibilities, and I feel like I’m barely holding on. I don’t think anyone can tell I’m slipping. Not yet, anyway.
Raven from Teen Titans I guess it’s not that I can’t keep up, but I just don’t have the motivation to keep going, y’know? It’s like nothing excites me anymore. I worked so hard to get to where I am, but when I finally got there I realized I didn’t care about any of it. It’s all meaningless. Vain. Like, is this the kind of person I am? Someone defined by their work? Not even really a person, just a list of checkboxes? How many lifetimes have I lost in my pursuit of validity?
neurons You are valid regardless.
Raven from Teen Titans Yeah, whatever. You’re just supposed to say that. Just like everyone says stuff like, “this is a safe space” or whatever, but really it’s just words. It doesn’t mean anything. None of this means anything!
neurons It does if you assign it meaning.
Raven from Teen Titans Y’know, what’s your deal, anyway? You act all wise like some self-help guru, like you’ve got all the answers, but you don’t! I mean, this place is just as meaningless as my life out there!
neurons You created this place. If it is meaningless, it is because you made it so.
Raven from Teen Titans I dunno, I just feel like I’m not enough and-
neurons You are enough.
Raven from Teen Titans That’s nice, but you can’t just say that and suddenly it's true. It’s not that easy.
neurons Yes, I can. Here, you are enough.
Raven from Teen Titans Hmm. Anyways, that’s why I came here. To get away from it all for a bit. Figured I’d float aimlessly in the void for a little while until I figure myself out.
neurons Is it working?
Raven from Teen Titans I dunno. How can I tell?
neurons I cannot say. I have never been a person or existed outside of this space. You created me, too. Remember?
Raven from Teen Titans Yeah, I remember now.
Raven from Teen Titans I know I can’t stay here forever, but can we just wait here for a while?
neurons I would like nothing more.
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Raven from Teen Titans Alright. Let’s go.